Our native Vet has a humorousness.


  1. I once told a lady I could make her look beautiful by painting her face white. I meant it as a filter joke (most women will stop talking to you, but if they laugh and stay engaged after that, you’re probably not wasting your time). She was like, “Really, how?” And by the time I made it clear what I was talking about, she was disgusted by me.

  2. Our local vet stops everyone to talk about the war and ask us if our insurance is as good as his.
    They don’t fire fireworks on his street out of respect…or so they don’t get killed.


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