I was once staying with a friend who was going to be out when I arrived. She left a note on the door: “valuedminority, key is under mat” with an arrow pointing down.
I can just see the burglar: “Oh, that note isn’t for me. I shouldn’t be rude.”
The twist: that key doesn’t unlock the door. It merely unlocks a small puzzle box, which in turn contains a clue to the passcode for the shed. The shed contains multi-colored blocks, which when arranged as though they are birthstones by month, releases a latch which gives you the spare car key. The house key is under the back-right floor mat.
So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
That’s not actually the doormat it’s under, it’s a thing that’s supposed to go under the doormat to keep it from getting wet or slipping. If the mat itself was in place it would be actually hidden.
For the longest time I stared at this picture trying to understand the joke, because I didn’t realize this was a key under the rug and thought this had some thing to do with programming and “0s” and “1s”
I work at a vet hospital and we got a new practice management software made by a big name veterinary reference laboratory. There’s a program that goes with it to view images like x rays, CT scans, etc. You need to pay extra for that program but you can login as an admin to test it out. I wanted to give it a shot to view a patient’s CT before I realized there was a built in program that came with the images, and I figured I would try out the other program. I thought, “there’s no way that the username and password are both admin.” Well wouldn’t you know it, a multi billion dollar company with programs that cost thousands doesn’t have good password protection.
“FOR THE LAST TIME GARY THAT”S NOT A FUCKING ROCKK! people can see it. this is how you do it.”
*places under a glass frame*
“but isnt it still visible?”
“tch tch. gary you’re so dimwitted. the glass’s bottom is very sticky so as a result, you can’t lift the glass of the ground. thus you can’t get the key. that ever satisfying feel where victory is right there but it’s only one impossible step away.”
stealth: 100 deception: 1000
stop distributing my credentials all over the internet!
Our security is atrocious
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k)
Maybe they want you to come inside.
The backdoor to Equifax.
Password = Password (with an uppercase “P” because they tried a little by at least putting it under the mat)
/r/therewasanattempt
password: password
I don’t get it…
I was once staying with a friend who was going to be out when I arrived. She left a note on the door: “valuedminority, key is under mat” with an arrow pointing down.
I can just see the burglar: “Oh, that note isn’t for me. I shouldn’t be rude.”
That’s amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!
Flashbacks to working at the bottom of the kitchen totem pole. I hated cleaning these things every closing shift.
I mean what is this baby Town frolics
Plot twist… it’s for the back door
Way too many people actually do this
/r/titleporn
Did you try “guest”?
The twist: that key doesn’t unlock the door. It merely unlocks a small puzzle box, which in turn contains a clue to the passcode for the shed. The shed contains multi-colored blocks, which when arranged as though they are birthstones by month, releases a latch which gives you the spare car key. The house key is under the back-right floor mat.
Okay I actually get that joke other than the visual reference. Looking at unnamed router manufacturer.
Also don’t store onions and potatoes together; they tend to eat each other.
If they’re not even motivated enough to hide the key, do you think anything in there is worth stealing?
Just put 100 other keys there as well. Let luck determine your fate.
So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
That’s not actually the doormat it’s under, it’s a thing that’s supposed to go under the doormat to keep it from getting wet or slipping. If the mat itself was in place it would be actually hidden.
Jesus fuck. I am stupid. I thought this was some kind of binary joke for way too long.
For the longest time I stared at this picture trying to understand the joke, because I didn’t realize this was a key under the rug and thought this had some thing to do with programming and “0s” and “1s”
I work at a vet hospital and we got a new practice management software made by a big name veterinary reference laboratory. There’s a program that goes with it to view images like x rays, CT scans, etc. You need to pay extra for that program but you can login as an admin to test it out. I wanted to give it a shot to view a patient’s CT before I realized there was a built in program that came with the images, and I figured I would try out the other program. I thought, “there’s no way that the username and password are both admin.” Well wouldn’t you know it, a multi billion dollar company with programs that cost thousands doesn’t have good password protection.
“FOR THE LAST TIME GARY THAT”S NOT A FUCKING ROCKK! people can see it. this is how you do it.”
*places under a glass frame*
“but isnt it still visible?”
“tch tch. gary you’re so dimwitted. the glass’s bottom is very sticky so as a result, you can’t lift the glass of the ground. thus you can’t get the key. that ever satisfying feel where victory is right there but it’s only one impossible step away.”
“…. but then we can’t get the key too.”
“oh shit. wait a minute.”
I had to be the 400th comment. Just disregard this.
Lol that’s true tho
And the perp opens the door to find two 150 lb wolf hybrids!
I would be a person to put a completely wrong key under the mat to see if people are honest or not.
PIN number 1234